It sucks. It’s bullshit. It’s ridiculous. I hate it.
Condoms? When you go without for a while, it’s a pain to remember to use them, and it just does not ever feel as good as bareback. Fact of life.
Pills? Who the f* remembers to take them every day? As it is I’m taking pain killers three times a day, and half the time I can’t remember if I took the second one and don’t know until it hurts later on!
Depo? Kills your bones after a while. Makes you bleed constantly for a while, and maybe later on takes away that bleeding. It’ll screw with your libido. It’ll screw with your emotions. It’ll screw with your happiness. It’ll have an affect on your fertility even after you stop using it.
Nexplanon? Fucking expensive. And apparently it takes forever for your insurance to approve it. And seriously; you’re gonna have a stick in your arm, and then be sliced open to get it out.
Female condoms? Never used them, but honestly they just scare the shit out of me for some reason.
Foam or other shit like that? Just sounds nasty. Who wants foam in their vagina?
Abstinence? It’s the way to go. Until you’re married and ready to have kids, just don’t have sex. Just don’t. Fuck it. Who wants to deal with worrying about pregnancy, whether you’re gonna have premature osteoporosis, if you’re gonna randomly start bleeding out of nowhere, if you’ll even /get/ your period, if you’ll bleed for three consecutive weeks, if you’ll be able to have kids in the future…
Take it from a sexually active, BC-using female who absolutely fucking loves sex.
Just fucking don’t do it, kids. At least not until you can honestly handle it if you get pregnant.
[Yeah, I’m in the process of getting off Depo to switch to Nexplanon; instead of the “oh I didn’t get my period for like two weeks (or more)” I’ve heard from /everyone/, I’m getting mine two fucking days after the last day to get the shot and still be covered. Fucking shit. I haven’t bled in almost nine fucking months. I haven’t had cramps in a year. This is fucking fuck. I had a doctor’s appointment this morning and apparently no one in that town has even regular periods; they had fucking super and maxi and long and shit. No fucking pantiliners. The fuck is wrong with that place? And seriously; you don’t fucking /hide/ the feminine products. They’re feminine products, not a fucking devil child or something - put them in the open and not hidden in a fucking corner you fucking fucks.]
[Sorry. I get a little violent when I’m on my woman-times.]